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September 28th, 2005

11:32 pm - Oh!
Well, that was quite a show! I cannot believe my good fortune!

A wrestling match! With the peddlers! I had no idea Dibbler could take Detritus.

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August 6th, 2005

03:27 pm - Infernal Veal!
That does it! Vealcrow is officially banned from Unseen University!

Stibbons! This means you and your infernal Vealcrow have got to go! Poor Modo won't stop snapping and unsapping your creation. I can't get any sleep, and this morning I awoke to a trap. I couldn't get my feet out of bed for the longest time because they were sticking me down.

It's banned!
Current Mood: grumpygrumpy

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February 5th, 2005

10:11 pm
I have been informed via my trusty fellow wizards who are busy smoking their pipes and generally sitting about like the louts they are....

What was I saying? Oh, yes. I seem to have missed the carriage dance parade. Ah, I remember the old days, when we would sit around, watching the carriages dance in the soft moonlight. Carriages back then knew exactly how to behave, dancing and keeping in shape. There was none of this nilly-willy "I'm too tired, Archancellor!" excuse-binging like there is today! No, sir! Back then, carriages were proud - they held their heads high, or they would have, if they had heads. That's not the point. The point is that we need more upstanding carriages in the world, unafraid to be true carriages and dance their hearts - well, not hearts, exactly, but you know what I mean - away!

Louts, all of them. I'm going for a run now.

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